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derschlange:

starspangledbandit:

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Anyone want to go back to the ’30s with me?

it’s back.

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REBLOGGED aux-armes-citoyens 1 year ago (ORIGINALLY starspangledbandit)
Hey, what happened to you? ;O; I miss your Al!
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OOC: Oh, er, sorry I didn’t make any announcements or anything, but this account is basically on a permanent hiatus.

I’m just.. not feeling this muse lately, IDK. I don’t want to delete, though, due to all of the memories. I’m just on here to get some code.

So I guess this is a PSA to unfollow me for inactivity.

I’m still tumblr rping, though! You can find me at my France. I personally think that I’m a much better RPer for him, as opposed to Al. I’ve been rping him for a lot longer, and my headcanons are more in depth and intricate.

Drop by and say hi if you’d like!

wegotkangarooshere:

starspangledbandit:

wegotkangarooshere:

Who even cares.

I’m jus’ curious ‘bout how that general area can hold that much crazy, a’right?

I have no fucking clue, man.

Maybe being so close to each other has driven them crazy.

That’s probably’t. I worry they’re goin’ ta’ manage ta’ ship their insanity elsewhere an’ infect us all with th’crazy.

Eh. I kicked them out of here once, I can do it again.

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REBLOGGED wegotkangarooshere 1 year ago (ORIGINALLY wegotkangarooshere)

THE HERO HAS ARRIVED!

rinascitadipasta:

starspangledbandit:

Yeah, well, I don’t really go to gay bars that much to get these.

-Drinks like half of it, totally not spilling it onto his shirt-

Vodka? 

Che co—

/just gives him the bottle :’( 

-Starts drinking from the bottle-

If I get drunk and in trouble today, I’m blaming you.

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REBLOGGED rinascitadipasta 1 year ago (ORIGINALLY starspangledbandit)

wegotkangarooshere:

Who even cares.

I’m jus’ curious ‘bout how that general area can hold that much crazy, a’right?

I have no fucking clue, man.

Maybe being so close to each other has driven them crazy.

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REBLOGGED wegotkangarooshere 1 year ago (ORIGINALLY wegotkangarooshere)

THE HERO HAS ARRIVED!

rinascitadipasta:

starspangledbandit:

rinascitadipasta:

starspangledbandit:

You’re shitting me.

I’ve got a meeting tomorrow morning, I can’t drink too much-

Fuck, I can’t even think too much.

Pass over the booze.

Now you are talking logic. It looks as if you can use it. 

/slides over a mixed drink 

-Takes it and takes a big sip-

…Fruity. Fruity? Do I look like the type of guy who drinks fruity shit?

-Takes another fucking sip because hot damn Feli this is actually pretty good-

You look like the type of guy that would appreciate a delicious drink, so shush and keep drinking it. 

Silly Americano.

Yeah, well, I don’t really go to gay bars that much to get these.

-Drinks like half of it, totally not spilling it onto his shirt-

Vodka? 

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REBLOGGED rinascitadipasta 1 year ago (ORIGINALLY starspangledbandit)

Every time I come around Europe is either yelling at each other, or they’re all drunk.

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THE HERO HAS ARRIVED!

rinascitadipasta:

starspangledbandit:

rinascitadipasta:

Ciao!

It is happy hour.

You’re shitting me.

I’ve got a meeting tomorrow morning, I can’t drink too much-

Fuck, I can’t even think too much.

Pass over the booze.

Now you are talking logic. It looks as if you can use it. 

/slides over a mixed drink 

-Takes it and takes a big sip-

…Fruity. Fruity? Do I look like the type of guy who drinks fruity shit?

-Takes another fucking sip because hot damn Feli this is actually pretty good-

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REBLOGGED rinascitadipasta 1 year ago (ORIGINALLY starspangledbandit)

rinascitadipasta:

That would be awesome.

I do not want to be a stereotype for Halloween. 

My culture is not a costume. :’((((((((

I didn’t know that your culture was just some fatass plumbers who do shrooms.

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REBLOGGED rinascitadipasta 1 year ago (ORIGINALLY rinascitadipasta)

THE HERO HAS ARRIVED!

rinascitadipasta:

starspangledbandit:

Sorry for not really being here very often. I’ve been really busy with the upcoming elections.

And shit… do you know how fucking hard it is to not show a bias? Pretty fucking hard.

Ciao!

It is happy hour.

You’re shitting me.

I’ve got a meeting tomorrow morning, I can’t drink too much-

Fuck, I can’t even think too much.

Pass over the booze.

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REBLOGGED rinascitadipasta 1 year ago (ORIGINALLY starspangledbandit)

THE HERO HAS ARRIVED!

Sorry for not really being here very often. I’ve been really busy with the upcoming elections.

And shit… do you know how fucking hard it is to not show a bias? Pretty fucking hard.

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latersonsonafrote:

starspangledbandit:

latersonsonafrote:

Oh, no. no, no. What would be worse if they started yelling at me for calling you brown girl. Which I… don’t, really. But I have in the past.

…..How would d’at be worse?

Watch it.

..Okay wait that came out wrong.

What I meant was I was surprised that they haven’t attacked me.

Mmmmmhmmm.

D’at’s what I d’ought.

Men d’a shit d’at spills outta you sometimes, I’m surprised as well.

I know, I know, I know. I’m bad with words and I should feel bad.

But that’s okay, because I’m pretty god damned sexy.

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REBLOGGED latersonsonafrote 1 year ago (ORIGINALLY latersonsonafrote)

latersonsonafrote:

Oh, no. no, no. What would be worse if they started yelling at me for calling you brown girl. Which I… don’t, really. But I have in the past.

…..How would d’at be worse?

Watch it.

..Okay wait that came out wrong.

What I meant was I was surprised that they haven’t attacked me.

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REBLOGGED latersonsonafrote 1 year ago (ORIGINALLY latersonsonafrote)